How to buy cigarettes when your underage?
Ok
Step 1 Buy a shotgun from your local drug dealer (they usually have a few in the trunk of their car)
Step 2 Start a fire across the street from the gas station or drug store you wanna buy from, this will cause a distraction and everyone will evacuate the store.
Step 3 Sneak into the store when everyone is leaving (keep the gun hidden)
Step 4 Get the cigarettes and leave the store (shoot anyone who sees you)
Step 5 Get the out of there.
Step 6 (this is only if you get caught) Blame it on the Jews (or Obama)
Just kidding. Don’t smoke it gives you a load of health problems and nicotine is the most addictive drug in existence. If you want to smoke, smoke or vaporize weed, its a lot better for you and very easy to get at your age even.
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